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Signs that you might have Swine Flu

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Posted By: Alfred K at 3:07 pm

1 May 2009

piggies

Nice hog

1) Uncontrollable urge to make love to pigs
2) Cough or sneeze that sounds like “oink”
3) An idea pops into your head “hey, maybe slop would be good to eat”
4) You find yourself waking up in a cold sweat, naked, with “Babe, Pig in the City” playing on a nearby TV
5) You befriend spiders who tell you life’s secrets through web writings
6) You find yourself hanging out more and more at county fairs
7) You suddenly HATE the smell of bacon

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