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Posted By: Alfred K at 1:16 pm

20 Apr 2009

A convicted nose-biter says his inner cannibal got the better of him during a bar brawl on Whyte Avenue two years ago.

Zacharie Morrison, 23, told a psychologist earlier this year that when he saw an older man grab a girl on the dance floor that night, he stepped in to defend her. He said the man adopted “gay tactics” and tried to dance with him, but then grabbed him by the throat.

“The cannibalist in me came out, I bit his nose,” Zacharie Morrison, 23, told a psychologist earlier this year. “It was really frightening for me.”

This is just a shining example of how gay tactics never work.  You never know if you try to outgay someone to make them back down but then they are a repressed homo and take their rage out on you.  Shit is complicated these days.

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