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Uptick in Vasectomies Seen as Sign of Recession

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Posted By: Alfred K at 1:20 pm

11 Apr 2009

And then I slice you just around the grundel

"And then I slice you just around the grundel"


Last November I learned, to my great surprise, that I was pregnant. At age 47, I was not exactly trying to conceive.

My husband and I were conflicted:

Another baby — how wonderful!

Another child — how stressful! How risky! How EXPENSIVE!

With the economy in a free fall, this seemed no time to have a baby.

When the pregnancy ended in a miscarriage at seven weeks, we were sad. But also relieved. My husband’s only half-joking response was, “It’s time for a vasectomy.”

We here at da Booze are certainly pro-choice, but who is ever “relieved” to shit out a dead baby?  New York is the home of some sick fucks.

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