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The Great Handjob Debate

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Posted By: Alfred K at 1:54 pm

30 Mar 2009

Handjobs: does either party enjoy them? Why do they exist? I’ll leave this one for the commenters to decide.

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  • Jingoism

    I prefer them. sometimes i get my lady to scrape her hands with 100 grit sandpaper before she goes to work on the wood, if u catch my drift

  • The Jiggler

    Acceptale in these circumstances:
    Public place/sneaky action
    Message parlor
    Early on
    and a couple other small various.

    If the woman isn't terrible at it (rough, slow…) i mean its alright, but then you gotta aim or get the dreaded tissue. Really its just more work for everyone.

    And that's how it jiggles down folks

  • Lisa

    I can give a mean handjob, my boyfriend once ejaculated in 0.2 seconds. Should I call Guinness?

  • Dave

    Lisa is a lying bitch, I only came that fast because she had her thumb up my ass. Her handjobs suck otherwise,

  • Christian

    I like handjobs, as a follower of Christ I cannot yet have sex. I will wait until I am married. In the mean time my girlfriend can keep me satisfied this way.

  • Jingoism

    according to the bible, any waste of semen is considered an act of sodomy. this means u are not a very good chrisitan, christian

  • Spoons

    Great with lube or over your shorts… otherwise there usually only useful to get my boning stick started

  • Jingoism

    I prefer them. sometimes i get my lady to scrape her hands with 100 grit sandpaper before she goes to work on the wood, if u catch my drift

  • Robert

    I like when girls use spoiled milk to lubricate my cock, the smell really gets me going.

  • Spoons

    so does that mean each time i masturbate it's no different than fucking boy george in the anus?

  • The Jiggler

    Well put Spoons.

    The wet HJ is quite different, its no where as good as a bj, but worlds above the dry hj.

    Lisa, the real test is to see how you do on me. Lose this Dave character, stretch out your forearms and lets set a time.

    of course this is in teh name of science.

  • Poncho

    I like handjobs. When i am on the receiving end i like to close my eyes and pretend im giving one to myself.

  • The Jiggler

    Sit on your hand for 10 miinutes and give yoself a stranger.

    I'm just gonna keep paying “message” therapists for my daily squirt. Im far too busy to do it myself.

    Jigglers unite

  • Christian

    The bible sucks then. I'm gonna go find a prostitute and get to the bottom of this “g spot” mystery.

  • The Jiggler

    Acceptale in these circumstances:
    Public place/sneaky action
    Message parlor
    Early on
    and a couple other small various.

    If the woman isn't terrible at it (rough, slow…) i mean its alright, but then you gotta aim or get the dreaded tissue. Really its just more work for everyone.

    And that's how it jiggles down folks

  • Jingoism

    correct, or should i say, e-rect ;)

  • Lisa

    I can give a mean handjob, my boyfriend once ejaculated in 0.2 seconds. Should I call Guinness?

  • Dave

    Lisa is a lying bitch, I only came that fast because she had her thumb up my ass. Her handjobs suck otherwise,

  • Christian

    I like handjobs, as a follower of Christ I cannot yet have sex. I will wait until I am married. In the mean time my girlfriend can keep me satisfied this way.

  • Jingoism

    according to the bible, any waste of semen is considered an act of sodomy. this means u are not a very good chrisitan, christian

  • Spoons

    Great with lube or over your shorts… otherwise there usually only useful to get my boning stick started

  • Robert

    I like when girls use spoiled milk to lubricate my cock, the smell really gets me going.

  • Spoons

    so does that mean each time i masturbate it's no different than fucking boy george in the anus?

  • The Jiggler

    Well put Spoons.

    The wet HJ is quite different, its no where as good as a bj, but worlds above the dry hj.

    Lisa, the real test is to see how you do on me. Lose this Dave character, stretch out your forearms and lets set a time.

    of course this is in teh name of science.

  • Poncho

    I like handjobs. When i am on the receiving end i like to close my eyes and pretend im giving one to myself.

  • The Jiggler

    Sit on your hand for 10 miinutes and give yoself a stranger.

    I'm just gonna keep paying “message” therapists for my daily squirt. Im far too busy to do it myself.

    Jigglers unite

  • Christian

    What's a blow job?

  • Christian

    The bible sucks then. I'm gonna go find a prostitute and get to the bottom of this “g spot” mystery.

  • Christian

    The bible sucks then. I'm gonna go find a prostitute and get to the bottom of this “g spot” mystery.

  • Jingoism

    correct, or should i say, e-rect ;)

  • Jingoism

    correct, or should i say, e-rect ;)

  • Christian

    What's a blow job?

  • Christian

    What's a blow job?

  • Anonymous

    it sounds bizarre but has anybody tried to jerk with gloves on your arms? it’s really untypical experience like on camsloveaholics.com yo

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