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Things Heat Up at Washington State Prison

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Posted By: The Booze at 3:38 pm

29 Mar 2009

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CLALLAM BAY, Wash.An inmate’s attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington state prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening. She says the smoke was traced to the inmate’s cell and he admitted to trying to heat up snack sausage bought from a prison store in the stainless steel toilet. The inmate’s identity has not been released. The toilet chef has been placed in segregation pending discipline at the prison on Washington’s Olympic Peninsula.

Apparently this man’s hunger for sausage hasn’t been satisfied by the 130 inmates he sees daily in the prison shower. As for the cooking process, I am still trying to wrap my head around that. Did he use a lighter to heat up the bowl? Why the hell are they selling uncooked meats at the prison store? Dammit, I want answers!! Also, I realize there aren’t any stoves in these cells, but I’d have to assume those toilets get cleaned about once every…never.

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  • Niesel

    bon appetit, anyone whos been to prison knows theres no flavor so ripe as fece-seasoned sausage

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