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Girl Scout Cookie Sales Down: That's right bitches!

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Posted By: The Booze at 9:22 pm

23 Mar 2009

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A weak economy is likely the culprit behind a drop in Girl Scout cookie sales, say Scout leaders. Lillie Thompson, leader of four Girl Scout troops and service unit manager with the Council of Coastal Carolina, said the economy probably had a negative effect on the sales. This year, they sold 62,948 boxes — about 5,000 less than last year.

Don’t get me wrong, I love girl scout cookies. Those caramel delights (formerly known as “Samoas”) are like crack for me. Whenever I get my hands on a box, those things are gone in about 3 minutes. And if that’s not the case, I will never store them in the food cabinet, my roommates will never know they entered the room. I’m like the kids in the movie Heavy Weights - cookies stored in my bedposts, sock drawer, plastic bag in the back of the toilet…

However, don’t blame the economy on this one, Girl Scouts of America! Your prices have been going up for years and now and we’re sick of it! There are only so many pedophiles with a sweet tooth in this world that are willing to buy a small package of cookies for $4.00.

In related news, cookie monster only has the money for fruit these days…

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  • Spoons

    I’d eat her cookie

  • The Jiggler

    I personally find that these little bitches don’t even try anymore. They used to have some saleswomanship, and some enthusiasm. Now they jsut stand there, being like “yeah these are our cookies, you know you want em” in some semi-Jonas Brothers attempt to draw me in. Well, The Jiggler enjoys his cookies but only bought one box due to poor efforts by the little broads gang. Step it up ya dames, or the cubscouts are coming with their anti-homosexual propoganda, and more importantly, beer sales.

    -The Jiggler

  • Niesel

    Everyone know the ‘girl scouts’ have been overcharging on their cookies for years to fund secret Nazi operations. thanks alot girl scouts.

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