In: Funny or Die
Posted By: The Booze at 9:16 am
29 Jul 2010Survival Tip: Don’t throw shit at a buffalo. I know it sounds crazy, but for some reason they don’t like that.
Man I need to get me one of these. I spend way too much money on beer at the Garden. This contraption doesn’t look like it holds enough for the first period, but at least it will save me a couple rounds. Great product, if you’re looking to advertise give me a call guys.
Also available on the site is the Wine Rack. A great gift for an alcoholic with small tits. If they sell out of beer bellies I guess I qualify for that gift as well.
As seen on Gunaxin.com
You thought she was gonna start diddling herself, didn’t you? Get your mind out of the gutter, you sick bastard. Anyway, maybe we’ll make this into a regular segment. Maybe we won’t. Maybe go fuck yourself. The trouble is that most youtube videos have a descriptive title posted on the front screen of the clip. Where do these assholes come off properly titling all their videos like that. Bunch of pricks.
(Here’s another link to this classic tentpole of American cinema. We’ve featured this movie on the site before for obvious reasons. If you think I’m not renting this on Netflix and baking some brownies, you’re fucking high.)
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